A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. ๐
“If I do 200Km/h, will you take off your clothes?” he asked.๐ค
“Yes๐!” said his adventurous girlfriend. ๐
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. ๐
Unable to keep his eyes๐ on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. ๐ข
“Go and get help!” he cried๐ญ.
“But I can’t. I’m naked and my clothes are gone๐โโ๏ธ!”
“Take my shoe๐”, he said, “and cover yourself.” ๐ข
Holding the shoe over her pubes๐, the girl ran๐โโ๏ธ down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!๐ญ”
The proprietor looked๐ at the shoe ๐and said, “There’s nothing I can do๐…he’s in too far๐โโ๏ธ.”