TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable? ME: It’s Bisexual sir😄 He suspended me for 3 weeks

Where did you buy your phone from?😕 Me: Nandos😉 N.B: correct answers not allowed

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What is the difference between a bird and a fly A bird can fly but a fly can not bird