A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital and asked the doctor to call a Police Officer & a politician .Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands n kept quiet. The guys were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician ask, ‘But why did you call us? ‘ The priest gathered all his strength and said, ‘Jesus died between two thieves…..I want to go the same way!!!!!!!!!!!”
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