Practising your signature over and over again just in case you become famous.

If he doesn’t call you, call him. A Woman’s phone is not made to receive calls only, & a Man’s Continue Reading..

Her : Hey Sugar Me : Hey Teabag Her : What? Me : I Thought We Were Making a Tea..

When you trying to be romantic by throwing your bae in bed and her head accidentally hits the wall and Continue Reading..

My Sunday school teachers never told me I was ugly. They waited until it was time for church drama, then Continue Reading..

Mtn message I see from one girl’s phone today, Dear subscriber it has come to our notice that you don’t Continue Reading..

I always put my music on shuffle but then get annoyed when it doesn’t play the songs i want

I smoked weed this morning , I have not yet seen any after effects, but I fell from a 3 Continue Reading..