A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple of guys walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. “What are you doing?” They ask her. “I’m hanging myself.” She said. The men were confused. Then one of them said, “If you’re trying to hang yourself, you’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.“Duh,” she said. “I tried that, but I couldn’t breath.”
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