If you have a happy relationship, then it’s obvious that you’re dating the wrong person

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On judgement day I’ll be wearing a Zimbabwean flag to notify jesus that i cant go to hell twice

Why don’t witches wear underwear? Answer I get a tighter grip on the Broom without underwear on

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