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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll Continue Reading..

Before varsity: God After varsity: Sky President

I invited her to my room now she’s killing my cockroaches

Those who cut tissues without following the dotted line, what is your problem?

I can’t sleep when i open my eyes . Can i get a peg to hold my eye?

A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: Thats nice. Were Continue Reading..