You dont even have a passport but your naked pictures are in America. My sister you made it.

If your girlfriend doesn’t act like a psycho with you, she is not in love with you.

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Do people who still don’t know the difference between ‘exist” and “exit” still exit?

Being a baby is tough….. imagine ur foot is itching and ur mom comes to give you milk 🙄