All salary people must read this:—–
After 4 years of selfless service, I realized
that I had not been prmoted, no salary
increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager.
The manager looked at me, smiled and
asked me to sit down saying: “My friend you
have not worked here for even a single day.”
I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the
manager went on to explain, and here’s the
conversation that took place.
Manager: How many days are there in a
year?
Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Me: No sir.
Manager: How many days are there in a year
that are weekends?
Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to
104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104
days from 366 days. how many days
do u now have?
Me: 262 days
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Me: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.)
Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u
work in hours?
Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of
262 days?
Me: 87
(1/3 x 262 = 87days)
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave, 15
days casual leave, 5 days optional leave, 30
days earned leave every year. Now remove
that 64 days from the 87 days left. How
many days do u have remaining?
Me: 23 days.
Manager: Do u work on festivals ? (20 days)
Me: No Sir!
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on
Independance Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Me: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do you come to work on New
year’s day..?
Me: No sir..!!
Manager: So how many days are left?
Me: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?
Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise
that I was stealing company
money all these days.
Moral – NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
(HR-HIGH RISK.)
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So, How many days do you work ?