black people when you tell them that someone died yesterday they be aah mus i was with them last week

A good wife will bring her husband’s phone in a tray when it is ringing.

Once Nasrudin woke up at the midnight by scream and quarrel from the next door. He put his blanket on Continue Reading..

I just Smoked Weed for the first time And Nothing Happened. Anyway, I Saw My Father Fighting With My Papa Continue Reading..

If we date, I’m pushing you to become a better you. I’m on your neck about your money, education, your Continue Reading..

A little boy asks his Dad: What’s between mom’s legs? The father answers: Paradise, my son. The kid asks again: Continue Reading..

Her: bbe im wet Me : do u need a tissue Her: im so wet i need something round and Continue Reading..

Once she starts replying your calls like ‘eeeeeesh helo’ bro just know that your days are numbered😂