I refuse to die until I know the relationship between peanut butter and the cat!🐈

Rohan tell abc Rohan:abcdefhijklmnopqruvwxyz Teacher:where is GST Sir government purchased

his is why I don’t like abbreviations. My neighbour, a sexy lady, texted me : *i need your dic fo Continue Reading..

The reason why women live long is because they don’t have a “Wife”…

We can f**k, hang out, go on dates, move in together, introduce me to you family, have kids but only Continue Reading..

Someone Sent Me An Email About Using Vodka For Cleaning Around The House It Worked !! The More Vodka I Continue Reading..

Q:Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she will let it go!

When i get married I’ll call my wife photosynthesis i don’t care what it means but is sounds romantic