A sinking ship.. Captain: we have to cut off Three Passenger for the safety of many. Japanese: Farewell Japan. (simultaneously Continue Reading..

I applied for a job at NASA… but there’s no space

I asked her “what your favourite soapie?”… She answered” it’s Protex” -I forgot to faint

i Just Beat A Homeless Woman So That She Can Go To Hospital And Have A Bed To Sleep On

Given 👦 – what’s country is next to USA Daddy 😧 – USB

Tracy : “Ronnie my friend Sasha says i’m pretty and my colleague thinks i’m ugly, what do you think? – Continue Reading..

Decade = 10 years Century = 100 years Millennium = 1,000 years A girl tells you we will be Together Continue Reading..

Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy that you passed away last year