In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Matome, what are you doing?” Matome replied, “Driving to Durban!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Matome’s room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, “Well Matome,how are you doing?” Matome says, “I just arrived in Durban” “Great,” replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Matome’s room and goes across the hall into Jwanese room, and finds Jwanese sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks, “Jwanese, what are you doing?!” Jwanese says, “I’m screwing Matome’s wife while he’s in Durban
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