The Only Time I’ll Chase A Girl Is When She Had My Phone Without Password!!!

You text her on 20:00 She respond @ 20:02 What she was doing at 20:01??

Our house was so dirty that we had to wipe our feet when we went out

After a few drinks i become very alert. When i cross the road: I look left and right for cars Continue Reading..

I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.

Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??

I really don’t know what this World is turning into… Just few days ago I laid my hands on you Continue Reading..

If u have failed grade 11, dont worry u can still go to grade 12 during break time everyday