Your parents didn’t feed,raise and educated you to stand next to stranger’s cars and take pictures for a profile pic

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Teacher: who is Jose Rizal? (quiet the class, no man lifted up the hand until John and said. ) John: Continue Reading..

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested . Anything u say will be used against u

A man and his wife came home drunk and went to sleep. . . . . . . . . Continue Reading..

If You Expect Me To Stay Away From Your Bae Do It First And Show Me How To Do It, Continue Reading..

Boys think of girls like books. If the cover does not catch their eyes, they won’t bother to read whats Continue Reading..

Better to marry late and marry right, than marry early and marry wrong. Marriage is not an assembly hall. Late Continue Reading..