Get someone who thinks your gorgeous even when you look like a sack of potatoes.

A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: Continue Reading..

Whether I have a house or not if I’m dating a girl with a house, I become the man of Continue Reading..

Sdumo : Do you think a woman can turn you a millionaire ? Skebhe : yes only if you are Continue Reading..

welcome to KwaMashu where a girl borrow clothes from a friend to go visit a guy who borrowed a room Continue Reading..

*Girl*_ : _I’m leaving you coz you focus too much on football 😤😤 _*Boy*_ : are you leaving on loan Continue Reading..

if we’re dating , putting me on your profile picture isn’t enough , I wanna be your ringtone too

My Girlfriend’s father was a ZCC member but he died of suger diabetes… Ahh