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Her: bro your face looks familiar Me: ok Her: you know Gadaffi from generations Me:yes i do Her: you look Continue Reading..

My ex is now a lesbian and she’s threating to get her revenge by beating me

I personally don’t understand why Drunk people love to talk closer to your face .

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Ringo: You were so drunk last night – Rich: No i wasn’t – Ringo: You called a taxi to take Continue Reading..

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