Girl Friend: “My Heart Is Like A Mobile And You Are The SIM Card” Boy Friend: “I’m Very Happy” Girl Continue Reading..

My friend sold 2 kidneys..they gave him 1 million rand… But I came up with 24 kidneys they called the Continue Reading..

Top 3 sweetest sleep 3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired! 2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad! 1.Sleepin Continue Reading..

When you all are broke and bae has a gold tooth , decision time

The real meaning of I’m finished is when at night you lock the door to kill a snake and then Continue Reading..

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL. Wife: which teams are playing? Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United Wife : Continue Reading..

I’m at my friends place and her mom cooked 2 hours ago and I can see he’s hungry. I’m not Continue Reading..

My biggest fear is having a child with someone I don’t intend on spending the rest of my life with.