Two engineers arrived at work at the same time and one said, “You normally walk to work. Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking home yesterday, took a shortcut through the park, and was minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.'”
The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”