When your Bae parties every weekend & you just sit there and wonder if you’re dating a person or Sound Continue Reading..

While smoking at work yesterday, a guy in a wheelchair asked: “Why you smoking when you don’t need to?” I Continue Reading..

Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t find anything wrong, it must be the drink.” Me: “OK, I’ll come Continue Reading..

Women are like swimming pools never mind about who swam before you , who is swimming with you or who Continue Reading..

Double heart attack message from my girl to me today: 1st SMS : Let’s break up now, it’s all over. Continue Reading..

[Depression] Is when you go through All the filters & but your pic is still ugly…

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that Continue Reading..

You won’t know that you hav Kung Fu Skills, Until Cockroaches Run All Over ur Body*