I am typing “Lord” on my phone but it keeps changing to “London” speak my Jesus your servant is listening, Continue Reading..

At PVR “One Chicken Burger Please…..” “Sir, Do You Want Me To Vomit?…” “What ?” “Shall I Vomit Sir?” (30 Continue Reading..

Short girls are energetic, you should see them when they’re angry. They are like toys with new batteries..!

Math lit be like Tsepo bought 3 apples and gave his friend 1 1. Calculate the doors of the house Continue Reading..

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted

The Poor can never get broke, the word will always be ‘mean, am broke right now but am soon getting Continue Reading..

Men can talk to each other for like a week without even knowing each others names

Her: what do you do for living babie😘? Me: my brother is in America