Gents if you want a girlfriend try those girls who are always sharing posts… Most of them are lonely

There are only two kinds of people in this world: Doctors and Patients

I’m not drunk, the floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my Continue Reading..

Teeth said to Tongue: -if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.- Toungue replied: if i misuse one word Continue Reading..

Ladies Never say all he wanted was sex when all you can offer him is sex…….. Did you try giving Continue Reading..

Cheating was all fun and games until girls started to cheat too.

Her: bbe borrow me your phone. . . Me: if you want to dump me just do straight don’t come Continue Reading..

You Wanna See His True Colours? Tell Him You’re Pregnant!!!