The doctor said I must not carry anything heavy. So now I sit down when I pee

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Who gossips the most. . ? . . 1.Teachers at staffroom.📄 . . 2.Amajita at the tarven🍻 . . 3.Workers Continue Reading..

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Q : what did one boob say to the other boob? – A : You are my breast friend

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