When your family finally accepts that you are a whore They will be like ”Please bring pizza when you’re back

Taxi driver: 2 year old children must pay Passenger: my child is 24 months must he pay? Driver: he must Continue Reading..

Qualities that a woman looks for in a man (1)brave (2)intelligent (3)gentle (4)polite (5)emotional (6)nice (7)innovative (8)successful……. put all de Continue Reading..

Black Label 5% alcohol, sanitizer 70% alcohol… Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 🤔

If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send someone else to pick it up for me.

December vibes be like:👇 . Me:”hello babe how are you?”😊 . Palesa:”eish…I’m fine just that my battery is low,can’t talk Continue Reading..

You are single at the age of 33 yet you still ask guys: “where did you get my number?”😐

Dear Future wife…. My salary is our salary….. your salary is yours alone! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sezwana