TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without Continue Reading..

A black goat went to pick an egg from a black pot and the black pot stuck to its head Continue Reading..

Six old retired guys are sat playing poker at Gary’s house one night when Rocco loses 600 dollars on a Continue Reading..

Doctor told me not to lift heavy things, I sit down when I pee

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A turkey was chatting with a bull, ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that Continue Reading..