Closing your eyes after switching off your alarm should be included in 1000 ways to die

Anytime she is cooking, I always fall asleep for no reason. But I still love her, bcos she wakes me Continue Reading..

Women: Communication is key Men : what’s wrong? Women : Nothing. Goodnight

English is so f***ed up how can you drink a drink But you can’t food a food

Black parents will let u freeze in bed with one blanket coz the other blankets are for visitors.

If your wife/girl friend answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the “volume down” button. That’s him Continue Reading..

My Neighbor Is Looking For His NIKE Shoes, I Don’t Know Why My Heartbeat Increase Each Time I See Him…

Smoke causes * CANCER * .. Alcohol Cause *DANCER *