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My Doctor Said I Should Stop Drinking Beer That’s Why I’m only Drinking Alcohol

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Imagine going to hell. Just for a Smoll lie Like …I love you too

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If you see me talking to myself, walk away Am self-employed we’re having a staff meeting.

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