A beer company was hiring a taster,
someone to
taste the beers
before selling out.
So they placed adverts & one
afternoon, a dirty,
rough looking man walks into de
Manager’s office
asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how
he could
drive ds man away but couldn’t come
up with
an idea, so he decided to give the
man a trial.
He ordered his secretary to give de
man a glass
of wine, he takes a sip & said “Its
red wine, a
muscat,
three years old, grown on a north
slope, matured in a steel
containers.”
That’s correct! The manager
exclaimed, well
give him
another one lets see. So he was
giving, he takes a sip again & said
” Its red wine, cabernet, eight
years old, southwestern slope, oak
barrels”
Incredible! said de manager.
Now de manager went closer to de
secretary & whispered to her saying ”
go get
some of ur urine
in a cup lets see if he will get
dat.
So de man was given the cup
of urine,he takes a sip, turns to d
manager & said ”Female urine,
26years old, 2 weeks pregnant & if
i’m not
given dis job, sir i will
tell your wife who is responsible
for the pregnancy”