[After fetching my school report] Ronnie : “dad i have some great news” Dad : “what son? – Ronnie : Continue Reading..

Vodacom shake everyday be like, “You have won two chicken from your neighbor as X-mas gift. Please take your gift Continue Reading..

Monday- am done with you. Tuesday- baby can i ask you something? Baby- what’s it? Ex- did i send you Continue Reading..

When your girlfriend start answering your calls like “eish hellow” My brother your days are numbered…

Once you understand why the pizza is made round, packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle…… Then Continue Reading..

Dear ladies what’s the purpose of wearing mini skirt and spending the whole day pulling it down?

This guy bathong !! Is he really gonna finish the 5 beers I bought him without telling me any of Continue Reading..

If your enemies throw a stone at u, . . just smile and throw back a flower at them.. . Continue Reading..