Dear: Bae
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You Can’t Just Dump Me I Won’t Believe You. So I Want The Following Things:
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•3 Months Notice Before We Breakup
•Police Affidavit
•2 Pages Yama Reasons
•59 Minutes Ya Voice Note Stating Why You Dumping Me.
•Both Parents ID Copies
•Your Parents Permission Letter
• Lastly You Have To Slaughter Atleast Two Fat Cows For My Ancestors And The gods, To apologize For Hurting My Feelings