Dear: Bae ๐๐๐๐
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You Canโt Just Dump Me๐ I Wonโt Believe You. So I Want The Following Things:
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โข3 Months Notice Before We Breakup ๐
โขPolice Affidavit ๐
โข2 Pages Yama Reasons๐
โข59 Minutes Ya Voice Note Stating Why You Dumping Me. ๐๐
โขBoth Parents ID Copies
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โขYour Parents Permission Letter ๐
โข Lastly You Have To Slaughter Atleast Two Fat Cows For My Ancestors And The gods, To apologize For Hurting My Feelings ๐๐