Dear: Bae ππππ
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You Can’t Just Dump Meπ I Won’t Believe You. So I Want The Following Things:
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β’3 Months Notice Before We Breakup π
β’Police Affidavit π
β’2 Pages Yama Reasonsπ
β’59 Minutes Ya Voice Note Stating Why You Dumping Me. ππ
β’Both Parents ID Copies
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β’Your Parents Permission Letter π
β’ Lastly You Have To Slaughter Atleast Two Fat Cows For My Ancestors And The gods, To apologize For Hurting My Feelings ππ