On my wedding day when you hear your name, you’ll answer and move forward to get a plate of food, Continue Reading..

Short people and their unnecessary anger. They will be like “No no no, i cant stand this”. Ahhh even if Continue Reading..

Buying data is the thing that’s holding me from being a millionaire

If he is stingy he is stingy, stop saying “he will spoil me if we get married” My sister u Continue Reading..

The only time where you’ll see a person who has a gold/silver tooth closing their mouth, is during a thunderstorm

My girlfriend said “She wants Breakfast in bed” Today I almost broke my back ,Carrying The Stove to my Room

I think dishes should grow up and wash themselves

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. “Was anything wrong with them?” Continue Reading..