There was this couple that had been married for 20 years
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Everytime they made love the husband [Rich] always insisted on turning off the light
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Well after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figure she would break him out of this crazy idea
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So one night while they were still in the section she turned on the light
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She looked own amd saw that Rich was holding a battery-operated pleasure device, A VIBRATOR!!! Soft, Wonderful and large. She went completely ballistic!!!
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The wife with extreme anger said ” you impotent pig, how could u be lying to me after all these years!! You better explain yourself”
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Rich looked at her straight in the eyes and said calmly: “I’ll Explain the toy, you explain the kids”