Valentine is around the corner. Surprise your side-chick/girlfriend by introducing her to your wife😂

Guys when writing a suicide note do I greet first or go straight to the point

Ronnie : “daddy can i go to 50cent’s concert?” – Dad : “sure my son…here is R1 take your sister Continue Reading..

Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love Money And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass

Her : Baby I Lost My Phone. Him : Borrow Me Your Headsets And Charger.

When we were children we wanted to grow FAST BUT LOOK AT US NOW DEPRESSED, ugly & BROKE

Go To The Nearest Somalian Supermarket And Make Him Angry , You Will Hear Him Saying “Am Not Your Friend Continue Reading..

Some idiot found my Bank card in Public when I was paying for my groceries literally 30 seconds after I Continue Reading..