The day you stop smoking weed, you will know that a FB post doesn’t have a volume

Ronnie walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and says “give me a beer before the problem starts” – Continue Reading..

Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

Forgive me for am about to steal someone boyfriend because when they took mine you didn’t say anything

The Reason why i don’t watch Nigerian Movies no more Was When A Lady Poured Poison Into A Pot Then Continue Reading..

No machine cleans a room faster than a Guy expecting a girl

That person you used to stay up till 2am chatting/talking to… Where are they now? ~•~•~ See, you should Continue Reading..

If 00h00 means 12 oclock then which means my airtime balance of 00.00 means i have R12 airtime