Girlfriend giving house directions to
her Boyfriend:
“come to the front gate of my
apartment where you dropped me,
look for flat 9A,
you’ll find a lift on your right. Then, hit 9 with ur ELBOW…
And get out of the lift you’ll find my
flat on left.
hit the doorbell with your ELBOW &
I’ll get to open the door for you”
Boy Friend: dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my
ELBOWS only?
Girl Friend: “OMG!! Are you coming empty handed?