Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining about you having stretch marks. Tell him that those are the only marks Continue Reading..

Me: unlock your phone😏🙄🙄🙄 Her: Babie so are we going to breakup like this😓😓😓 Thats when you will know that Continue Reading..

She’s complains when I give her a R200 note, she is now asking for atleast four R50.00

It would be unfair to say I didn’t learn anything from Nelson Mandela He taught me that it’s okay to Continue Reading..

I think dishes should grow up and wash themselves

If you know a guy who forgave a woman for cheating on him, tell him panties are on special at Continue Reading..

Your slippers and G-Strings at my place won’t shake me Leave your Qualifications, Payslips and car keys Give me a Continue Reading..

If you walk into a lady’s life and she doesnt gain weight or grow then you failed as man.