Girl:Hallo,why are you smoking? Boy:I smoke because I want to Girl:You waste your life and money.See that BMW over there Continue Reading..

That awkward moment when you really want to eat and then there’s this visitor who is not showing a sign Continue Reading..

Teacher: wht the different between u n me Learner: the different is that u are smelling bad n me I Continue Reading..

After having tlof tlof (sex) with a fat girl……. Her: babie have you seen my panty? Me: no i can Continue Reading..

I have realised that Brazilian hair is not meant for every one. . Because some ladies are Continue Reading..

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

I heard billionaires have been called to report in Sandton tomorrow. I wonder what they are calling us for guys?

Ever looked at someone and be like damn…You really a liar