EFFECTS OF BEING A BACK
BENCHER IN CLASS
A little boy was doing his maths
homework He said to himself,
“Two plus five, the son of a b!tch
is seven. Three plus six, the son of
a b!tch is nine…” His mother
heard what he was saying and
gasped, “What are you doing?”
The ittle boy answered, “I’m
doing my maths homework,
Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher
taught you to do it?” the mother
asked”Yes,” he answered
Infuriated, the mother asked the
teacher the next day,
“What are you teaching my son in
maths?” The teacher replied,
“Right now,we are learning
addition.” The mother asked,
“And are you teaching them to
say two plus two, the Son Of a b!
tch is four?” After the teacher
stopped laughing, she answered
“What I taught them was, two
plus two THE SUM OF WHICH, is
four.”