When she thought you are romantic by helping her while cooking kant he is making sure u dnt waste his Continue Reading..

A sinking ship.. Captain: we have to cut off Three Passenger for the safety of many. Japanese: Farewell Japan. (simultaneously Continue Reading..

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!! Ladies and gentlemen Boys and Girls Brothers and sisters Fathers and Mothers Uncles and aunties Nephews and Continue Reading..

There are only two kinds of people in this world: Doctors and Patients

I hate texting attractive girls they take their time to reply, unlike ugly one’s they even reply before you text Continue Reading..

bank teller: Sir your bank account is overdrawn. Me: so are your eyebrows.

Just met someone and we exchanged numbers, Within 20 minutes she sent me a text saying “baby I can’t live Continue Reading..

A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: Thats nice. Were Continue Reading..