I called the police yesterday after smoking weed ~ Me : yoh yoh yoh many people are dead here Police Continue Reading..

When u are being beaten up in a fight and then someone shouts “let them fight” ` ` Bro u Continue Reading..

Dear Sun , Please get married soon So that your wife can control your rage..!! #Garmi:(

*2020 you are the next millionaire in your family. Don’t type amen, go to work*

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender Continue Reading..

You’All Are Marrying For Looks..I’m Marrying For Love, If My Kids Are Ugly that’s their Problem

Im so loyal to my girlfriend i see other girls as my brothers

A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, “Take that sheep to the zoo, Continue Reading..