If I say “Text me when you get here” and you you decide too call, You will keep calling until Continue Reading..

*Overheard This Weekend* Boy: Babe come over to my place Gal: what do you want us to do? Boy: Jus Continue Reading..

How Many Slices Of Bread Do You Eat? Me ; 8

When you tell your parent a funny story then it turns into a life lesson

Nyaope boys they steal everything even one shoe left or right and they will sell it to one leged person, Continue Reading..

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you-re Continue Reading..

I dreamed eating noodles, Now my earphones are gone 😪

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you Continue Reading..