Her: bbe where are you? Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi. Her: make it fast bbe Continue Reading..

You make her breakfast in bed & she goes with it to the sitting room, Some people just don’t get Continue Reading..

Donald Trump wants to paint the white house. He calls for quotations. Chinese guy quoted 3 million. European guy quoted Continue Reading..

Hubby says “I fancy kinky ***, can I c*m in your ear?” Wife says “No I might gone deaf” Hubby Continue Reading..

There’s No Girl Who Cheats Like A Girl Who Stays With Her Grandmother.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me six times, The Fast and the Furious 6

My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ” At the end of this ruler there’s an Continue Reading..

You’re offered R500 000 to sing a song word for word without making any mistakes…which song would you sing?