Santa’s Wife faints. He phones for ambulance. “Address?” “Eucalyptus rd” “Spell it please” . “I’ll drag her to Oak rd Continue Reading..

When a taxi driver won’t get to where your going,he will stop a taxi for you which will get you Continue Reading..

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen

There’s Always That One Girl At School That You Hate For Nothing

Your daughters Lord, they put us on WhatsApp statuses that only you and I can see..!

Girls who drink Beers any flavour She deserve a gift for a cooler box in Valentine’s Day

Don’t invest my time loving any girl that is named “Natasha!” Because if you read it from backwards it Continue Reading..

Your slippers and G-Strings at my place won’t shake me Leave your Qualifications, Payslips and car keys Give me a Continue Reading..