Me: can I buy you a drink?? Her: no alcohol is bad for my legs Me: do they swell Her: Continue Reading..

If your boyfriend is on Facebook and half of his female friends are hotter than you, my prayers are with Continue Reading..

Sometimes I wonder if normal dogs see police dogs and think “oh shit!!! It’s the police”

U will start seeing the value of 1k once u stop depending on your parents or your boyfriend

There’s Always That One Girl At School That You Hate For Nothing

Church is the best place to go after a break up. You’ll be in the crowd crying and everybody will Continue Reading..

I was at shoprite then there’s this lady who was staring at me as if she had never seen someone Continue Reading..

A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Cholera and God had healed Continue Reading..