C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…

After you’ve been dumped, that’s when you’ll start thinking “aker I should have cheated”.

Mention a guy who would be pregnant by now if he was a girl

Alcohol tastes nicer when you’ve already bought your kids Xmas clothes.

Skinny girl if she holding a “Tablet” She will be looking like she’s carrying a “Plasma”

TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable? ME: It’s Bisexual sir😄 He suspended me for 3 weeks

I remember the Day I was Born… Yoooh I was Crying Guys…

One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. When his boss asked him what Continue Reading..