Married for 30year and she hasn’t killed me yet

Grammar Teacher : PETER DOES NOT FLIRT WITH WOMEN. . What is -PETER- in the sentence.. . . Student: Maam,PETER Continue Reading..

Some idiot found my Bank card in Public when I was paying for my groceries literally 30 seconds after I Continue Reading..

I just bought DSTV dish, they have installed it. Now i need to go and pay tomorrow, do i take Continue Reading..

*Ladies: If your maid has never asked for a day off just know her boyfriend is in the same house.*

I can’t wait to have a car Just to ignore call an be like Sorry I was driving

Tonight is the longest night of the year, its sad you gonna spend it alone 😔

I’ve just changed my Facebook password to “incorrect” so that whenever i forget it, Facebook will be like ” your Continue Reading..