Wen you thought had feelings for someone kanti it was only heartburn

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What Continue Reading..

Those boys whose has been collecting numbers like they register SIM… You know what my SIM is already registered wai

Relationships nowadays: •°• Friday: Sexy Saturday: Sex Sunday: Ex Monday: Next!!

When you receive your salary… You begin eating chicken, When the salary begin declining you eat chicken products (eggs) when Continue Reading..

I just smoked weed for the first time and this thing is so weak it has no effect on me. Continue Reading..

OMG please be okay please be okay I’m so sorry. -me when I drop my phone

Wife: ( calling from the bath room in a very sweet and husky voice) ” Darling, I am in the Continue Reading..