When I’m drunk I become very alert… Before crossing the road I look left and right for cars and bikes, Continue Reading..

When I die, don’t come to my grave to tell me how much you love me and how much you Continue Reading..

ladies be like: I love the woman I’m becoming after buying One Pair of Heels!

When they move from Europe to Africa =Voyages of discovery. When we move from Africa to Europe =Illegal immigrants. A Continue Reading..

Telephone Convo between a SIDE CHICK and WIFE. . SIDE CHICK: Private number Hello ?? WIFE: Hello, can I please Continue Reading..

Fake Friends – Never ask for food.. Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food! ~•~ Fake Friends Continue Reading..

I wanna change my dp Coz some people were die after watching my old dp

Cutey girlz are quiet about Valentine’s day its only vogizara n bozodwa Wa Bantu crying for teady bear’s