I Remember telling people who were in a Titanic that its going to sink and no one was interested in Continue Reading..

A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: ‘Honey if I die, how long would it Continue Reading..

When she’s riding your brains out and she says do you like it babe and you almost scream yes daddy

Yesterday I decided to use this shortcut that passes through cemetery. Two ladies ran towards me telling me how scared Continue Reading..

He ;~ Like My Profile Pic. . She ;~ I Have Boyfriend. . He ;~ Tell Him Also To

I’ve gotten to a stage in life where i don’t have to argue, Even if you tell me that 1+1= Continue Reading..

I called the police yesterday after smoking weed ~ Me : yoh yoh yoh many people are dead here Police Continue Reading..

Imagine someone who doesn’t buy you data, complaining of late replies and responses.