I want to open a crèche so I can beat my exs children

A text from your crush can make you slap your Dad on his head and say: “Yes boy”…

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without Continue Reading..

Son:dad what is a man dad:a man is someone who is responsible and cares for the family son:one day i Continue Reading..

Marriage is a sweet thing,,,, u come home u find food cooked. U eat the food then after u also Continue Reading..

Wife ,,..why didn’t you pick my phone . . . . I was dancing on my ringtone

I’m busy helping my girlfriend search for her chocolate that I’ve eaten already.

Dear: Girls We know you’re good at adding captions on your pics neh – But there’s no such thing as Continue Reading..