“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight, There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”

This is how i stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my Continue Reading..

People be like “I saw you at the market earlier today u looked so serious” what was I supposed to Continue Reading..

*Do you know dat wen u wear native to church and stand on the alter, it is called Alternative* _If Continue Reading..

I wonder if God knows Woolworths sells his Avocados R22 each.

My ex-girlfriend asked me to put 1 john 4:18 on her wedding invitation card but i made a mistake, deliberately Continue Reading..

Her:hello dear Me:hello too Her: did you read the text I sent last night? Me:the one you were requesting for Continue Reading..

I said, babe we will meet near Nandos then boom i found her inside reading the Menu📄..!!