When I’m alone I speak to myself – Ngeke ngibhoreke ngikhona

Today i was a hero😉 ⤵ I rescued a beer that was trapped in a bottle

Is it wrong to ask your friend to help you make your wife pregnant if you fail ?

That irritating moment when u just can’t seem to locate the longer side of your blanket during that harsh winter Continue Reading..

If your girlfriend an’t working.. Its her job to kill the mosquitoes while u are sleeping

*QUOTE of the day* *Don’t tell people to get married because their age mates have married. Even you, your age Continue Reading..

To any girl reading this post we are now dating weather you like it or not.. I love u baby

I don’t trust girls who visit me with Large Handbags. I once lost a Fridge, Washing Machine and my brother